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The Monday Media Diet with Holly Hartland

She smiled sweetly at me then, offering some words of comfort: AH, WELL THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING BOTH SETS OF GRANDPARENTS STILL ALIVE! WHEN THEY POP IT, YOU'LL BE SORTED!
— Holly Hartland

3w ago

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.

3mo ago

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Siri Hustvedt recalls her life with the writer Paul Auster

Before their wedding dinner, Hustvedt writes, a poet friend of Paul's lifted a glass and said, "To the bride and groom, two people so good-looking I'd like to slice their faces with a razor."

6mo ago

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